Monday, April 7, 2008

Police report of the week

This time, there are two winners:

Police officers were dispatched to a grocery store in the 1600 block of [Redacted] Road at about 5:20 p.m. April 5 on the report of a drunk man urinating inside the business. Officers arrived and found the man inside the store's loss prevention office, where he was taken, according to a witness, after he was found urinating on bread, ruining more than $200 worth of the foodstuff. The suspect was arrested by police, charged with public urination and transported to jail.

A 24-year old man in the 1600 block of [Redacted] Avenue told police that someone shot out one of his apartment windows April 4. In addition to the $350 in damage to the window, the man reported injury to his mini-blinds, worth $100, and to a painting of Martin Luther King, Jr., worth $250. [Note -- this happened on the anniversary of MLK's assassination. Bizarre, no?]

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